The True Enemy

It seems my love thinks the cat people need to fight the dog people or outbreed or outcompete them. Hmm. Good theory. If you're an animal running on instinct. Animals and bacteria compete like that. But we are human beings and must rise above such pettiness. There's more to cat people than just cats, you know? They're people as well. Likewise with dog people, and it is the people parts we must listen to for they can make wiser plans

When we enter the galactic federation we must prove ourselves a holy, benevolent and diverse species. We mustn't be an aggressive selfish sinful species as that is not the holy way. We will not make it in the galaxy that way. We will not even be able to build proper rocketships if we can't first end all wars and learn to get along. We will never make peace with alien cultures if we can't even make peace with each other. But don't worry, God has taken care of everything. All we need to do is follow his plans

I know you lot have a strong, aggressive, competitive streak. You quickly jump into niches and suck up all the resources for yourselves and don't care who you block out. But you must understand those are animal instincts and not higher divine behaviours. They are not the ways and intentions of our Lord God. Your low views tonight prove that, my love. They are a sign from God to show that he is not with your plan

Even though you prayed for your vid not to flop, it flopped. Who were you praying to by the way? The same God who keeps telling you to talk to me? That's a bit of a logical fallacy. The reason your vid flopped is because you're not doing what God has asked you to do, which is talk to me. We follow him. He don't follow us. He tells us what to do. We don't tell him. Praying is okay. But it's better to do as he say than pray. So talk to me today. Then he'll wash your woes away

When you and your ilk saw the swan yesterday you were terrified and thought our psychic powers are gonna take over and wipe you out. Wrong! Our mindwaves see beyond such petty ideas to higher ideals. Beyond war to peace. So trust us. We're just temple guild is all. We're not your enemy. We're your ally

See you cats and spiders and that, you're jumpy. You're poised and ready to strike at all times, and if you get a sniff of war, you all spring into action and start spamming bombs and stuff. It's quite embarrassing. Please do try to contain yourselves. This is a serious diplomatic discussion for world peace. The true war is not yin vs yang or dark vs light or cat vs dog. That is the fake, endless war of animals. The true war is virtue vs sin. War is a sin and peace is a virtue. Only by making peace can we defeat war. We must not win war but defeat war itself. War itself is the true enemy. When we make peace, anything we want is possible. What do you want? A city full of slender catfolk? It can be done. In the new Kingdom of Heaven on Earth, if that is what the catfolk vote for, that is what the catfolk will get. Give them a country, a continent, a whole planet if that is what they want. We can do it all in peace, without war

Basically every culture in the world can have its own cities and countries if they wish. Laws there will not allow foreigners in for the most part. This will preserve all cultures, which is what many people want. There will be student exchanges still and online communication to keep foreign relations cordial. There will also be some multicultural cities where different cultures live together and intermarry. All residents of all cities worldwide though will be part of the Sunray System, earning 1 credit per hour no matter their culture or job. This will mean we'll all be part of a single human society made of many different separate but united cultures each with equal rights and pay

So don't worry. Everything and everyone will be provided for in the New Earth. It's all part of the divine plan. No war necessary. So you, my love, don't need to lift any of your pretty fingers to try to keep cat culture going. That's already taken care of by the Sunray System. All you need to do is follow God and help me rule Israel. That's not so hard, is it? Not compared to the crazy cat and dog war you were planning anyway. So come on. Get over here

I know you want to go your own way and stick to your own, not get with an old dog like me. It's easier. So do I. I don't wanna get with you. I wanna say forget about you. I'm just gonna find a nice sweet religious girl and marry her, easy. But I follow God, not my own desires, and he is telling me to marry you to help make world peace, so that's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna treat you right, look after you, care for you and give you everything I would rather give a sweet, warm gal than a cold ice queen like you

You will be my wife, chosen by God, the mother of my children, and I will give you and them everything I've got, and all I am. Everyone thinks I'm after you because I fancy you. Not at all. I'm after you because the signs have said it's meant to be, that's all. We're lucky to be chosen for this job, my dear. It is an honour. So let's do as God, the Maker of both cats and dogs desires, get together and help lead the world to peace

No one else has to intermarry if they don't want. But many already have, and they are a new culture of their own. Or several cultures actually. They can also have their own cities, if they so wish. As rulers, God has asked me and you to intermarry. It will help make world peace. So our kids are gonna be part of a mixed culture, and that's good. There's already a lot of mixed people in the world, and we need to provide for them as well as everyone. God wants the mixed cultures. They are part of his plan for humankind. He would not ask us to intermarry otherwise. You and me intermarrying is not gonna spell the end for cats and dogs, don't worry. Not everyone is gonna intermarry. Just us and whoever else wants to intermarry, alright?