His first pinned vid is you saying you need me and can't make it alone! A clear sign. Even though I'm a scruffy dog and you're a prissy cat, you need me. When I said you gotta be good, you thought I meant the perfect girlfriend. Nah. You can be terrible around the house, I don't mind. I'm easygoing. You can relax here and just be yourself. You don't gotta impress me. I'm not fussy. I just be happy to have you here at all. Even if you fall sick and don't wash for a week. You know "in sickness and in health." I'm all in. Anyway I'm far from perfect myself
I care more for having a friend than what you look like. We will probably be far too busy learning things to make love or anything anyway. There's a lot to do here. The love is just an optional side dish we will usually be too full to eat. So get round here mate. Itta be great
The vid is Yuyon's top viewed. It shows you will get even more popular under my wing. God wants us together, and will make use of your talents when you're with me. What do you need me for? You need me to reach your full potential, like a lotus flower needs sunlight. You may not need me physically, as you can buy a plastic me. But spiritually you need me. Heaven is all about spirit. You are beautiful alone. But I will help you grow. So come get my warming rays. Your presence in turn will add colour to my world. You'll be the highlight of my life. I will feed, water and dote on you daily
You can't avoid the bad news now. But you can still pick the rest of your destiny. If you pick the lefthand vid, you will be a success with me. Don't pick the righthand vid. It was released on my birthday. That makes me the singer. A song about a false promise girl who died. Don't be that girl. Her vid has the least views. So if you go that way, you'll have the least success. Picking left or right will decide your eventual fate. You're seeing the pathways in advance. You're seeing the future. For God has chosen to show you. You're the only girl in my life, the only one who has been indulging in false love instead of true love, and my only love interest. She can only be you. So don't be her. Follow God with me and help me save the world
It's serious stuff with serious responsibilities. There's a lot here to do. Training to be queen is a fulltime job. No more random science facts. I'll keep you focused on our world peace goals. Put that autistic brain to good use. There's tons I need your help with. I'm not inviting you for fun, you know? There's work to do. It'll take the rest of our lives. I'll make it as easy as poss on you, adding fun times to all our spare moments. So pick your vid and pick your fate. I'm here for you. Just chat to me tonight for heaven's sake! Fall in my arms in love by all means if you wish. But don't die on me my dear. Don't waste another second on the wrong path. Step on the right path with me. I'll walk with you, guide you and teach you. Anyone can die any second. So don't feel singled out. Just realise this is God we're dealing with. The Lord of life and death. You're lucky to know. It's a great honour. Imagine the King of Sweden sending a limo. It's like that. Not something to be ignored. I'm heaven's messenger. I speak the messages of heaven to mortalkind. You're being asked to serve the King of Heaven here on Earth. He is your Father. He wants what's best for you. He has many children. This is a great honour he should speak to you directly. He don't want you to die. But you will cause your own demise unless you're wise and follow him
Yoyon is from Java. That's in Indonesia. Indonesia is next to the Philippines, and today's verse is Philippians 4:9. It's a sign. Look what it says
"You've seen the vid. Now do as it says. Itta be big business for us, saving the world together. I know that's what you want, isn't it. You starry eyed little snoogler. So hop aboard. You won't get more snoogles anywhere else. I'm the snoogle king, don't you know? So you will be my snoogle queen."
We can snoogle while we work. Thatta be fun won't it? That's what the vid, the verse and the prophet all sent to you today, dear, say. So do as they say today. Then Nemesis will look more kindly on you. Plus you'll avoid any future curses by doing as the good Lord advises. He wants you to help me save the world. The world needs you. I need you. God wants you. Let's talk it through at dinner this weekend. I'll meet you halfway if you like. In London
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